Saturday, August 15, 2009
The prayer of a 17-month-old
Step One: Eat for quite a while before you join in the prayer so you can be sure to get sauce in your eyebrows.
Step Two: If you're having trouble keeping your eyes closed, just use both your hands to pin your lids shut.
Step Three: Yell "AAAAH!" for "Amen" and dig in! Skip the fork, it just slows you down.
Step Four: Keep trying to enjoy your meal even when your older sister won't stop forcing cherries on you. Remember you are in the 85th percentile for height and she is in the 25th so someday you will be able to pin her down and pay her back.