The really bad news: because of his inordinately monstrous size, he will likely find that the little outfit I made him will be capri pants on him. And capris on boys, not so very good. Especially when it is going to snow soon. And look how cute the little caterpillar is. I forget that other people actually birth large children since mine weigh in at a bag of flour and a handful of rice.
As if I didn't waste enough time on frivolous activities (hello entering contests on Celebrity Baby Blog), I have found great satisfaction in my new hobby of hand sewing appliques on various baby items. So much more instant gratification than knitting was, plus I don't curse as much.
My parents are driving fast and furiously to see him (well, except for the leisurely mid-trip stop at a Hampton Inn). He has already urinated on my sister and refuses to stop nursing. He has a lot of beefy body mass to keep up.
Praise the Lord!
6 comments:
Does the octopus have only five tentacles? Should it be appropriately named a quintopus instead?
Pardon my anatomical inaccuracy. I will be sure to add genitalia to the caterpillar.
please make it a girl caterpillar with lots of titties.
Lisa, need I remind you that this is a family blog.
should I have used a grown-up term like hooters, cans, jugs or bodacious ta-tas instead?
Cans? That is a new one to me. I would prefer bosom or soft motherly parts.
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