Ode to Daylight Savings Time

Oh, daylight savings time, how I love thee in the spring. Even though I know it is really 6 a.m., the fact that my digital clock says that it is 7 a.m. makes a world of difference to me. You wily thing, you, daylight savings time, if only I had deceived myself earlier and saved myself so much angst. If you could only coordinate your deception with the sunrise, then all would be well!